As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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