I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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