I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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