The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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