But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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