im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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