I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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