Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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