it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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