no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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