Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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