I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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