oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Its about making memories worth repressing
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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