Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
