Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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