just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My vagina just recognized that song.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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