im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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