so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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