My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i wish my penis had a tongue
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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