in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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