why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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