her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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