Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
