Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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