i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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