Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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