i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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