Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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