i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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