.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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