And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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