everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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