ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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