The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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