dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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