I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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