Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's intense
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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