But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I came so hard my ears popped.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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