im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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