the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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