Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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