So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
are you so shy because you have an std?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
this is an emotional support booty call
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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