I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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