He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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