You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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