so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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