i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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