careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
