I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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