So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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