Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
