Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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