So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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