i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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