Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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