ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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