Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so let's talk penis.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize
