ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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